Smoking and Drinking is injuriousto health 2
Why do you commit yourselfto death,. 4
Give upsmoking and drinking atleastfor the sakeofcensor board., 6
l will pen down a newstory by repairing an old dictionary.. 8
l will narrate a nevertold story.. 10
Nothing extraordinary Just a simple love story,,. 12
You are listening to Radio City 91,1 F.M, 14
This is Rachna hosting the show''Aithalakadi Morning': 16
Actually, Itis raining heavily outside the studio, 18
Fewfeel sad and a fewfeel happywhen itrains, 20
Actually itshould rain often, so that.,!!! 22
l can saythatthe prosperityaround, is becauseofthegoodwill of people like me. 24
Up next.,. 26
This song is dedicated to those lazyones still rolling on the bed., 28
to thosewalking with umbrellas to thoseenjoying a hotcup ofcomee,. 30
and for thosewatching in theatre, 32
You are listening to Radio City 91,1 F.M. 34
Hey,areyou enjoying in Goa? 36
No, Ijustfinished my shoot in Goa, l am in Coorg now. 38
Areyou in Coorg? 40
Where exactly over there? 42
Paalibetta, it is nearVirajpet, 44
Wow! ActuallyAmar's house is rightthere, 46
Patient hoped for biryani, Doctor too prescribed biryani, 48
Actually pleasedo me a favour,., 50
lt isthesameone that l haveasked you before, 52
You go and meetAmar'ssister, 54
soAmarand l can get married and your lifewill also geta new meaning. 56
Hmmm, Soyour plan is to build a road on my house, soa bus can reach your town. 58
Very nice work. 60
Butshe isa doctor.,. 62
Boss, However big a candle is, ithas onlya singleflame. 64
Where you are is notimportant, whatyou aredoing is important. 66
She has studied Ayurveda,justfora sake, butyou are anAd companyowner, 68
You areearning well. 70
Sheshould be lucky to geta guy likeyou, 72
But l havealwayswanted a''Love marriage': 74
Dumbo,you really don't have a brain, 76
Actually, Girls are very choosy nowadays, 78
Already a girl brokeyour heartonce, 80
Hmmm, next time ifit repeats., 82
Your heart licenseand Bankbalance both will get bounced. 84
As an elder brotheryou need to thinkabout my marriage,, 86
lnstead, l am helping you _nd a girl. 88
Hello Hello, 90
when you start praising the mechanic as God, It isevidentthatyourcar needs a repair, 92
Loo..Brother uhhh,., 94
Okok, l will do this foryou, 96
if nota guiding star for your life, l will try to be the colourful lights foryourwedding. 98
Message me the address, l will call you evening. 100
Bro,. you are the best.,,Bye,.. 102
An old engine, 104
a new battery, 106
108
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My heart has started toworkaway. 112
Writing a simple lovestory, 114
Justa simple lovestory, 116
Life is a lovely strawberry, 118
Reason is, heart hasstolen away in a robbery, 120
Writea song, pen down thewords, toa tune that has been stolen.. 122
Temptation is the nameofthefactory, 124
Thatsellsdreams in a bakery,. 126
Enjoy the taste of unseen sweets.,, 128
Don't lookfor a reason, just watch 130
Season with a dream,full oflove., 132
ltsjusta simple lovestory, 134
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Hello! sir.,. 138
Donating eyes is a greatadmiration urinating isa big saticifaction,,havesome patience. 140
Nowtell meyour problem, 142
Which way is theWestPuri Estate? 144
Oh, the one that belongs to Doctor Madam, 146
Ya exactly. 148
Then go straight, take left then right, up and down you will get that, 150
Go,., 152
Hello boss.., 154
Firstyou will come across a small gate, which will be open, you can go safe, 156
Sencond gatewill be big and closed, you will haveto climb over, becareful. 158
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lt is nowtime for Rachna's Rhyme. 162
Today is the month's lastday 164
Wa.,Wa,. 166
Hmmm.,.And also my pocket isemptyanyway,., 168
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Tomorrow is first, getting paid feels the best 172
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Now everyone repeat, Rachna's rhymes are the greatest. 176
No Wa.,Wa,. 178
You sinners you call yourselfmy friends, 180
We are taking a break here in ''lthaladki Morning':.,Jai,,. 182
Brother, where are you? 184
First l walked straight, Then tooka right, 186
Climbed up on the left, l am climbing down now,,. 188
Whereareyou going? 190
To theaddressyou messaged me, 192
Actually l called upand spoke to doctor, she is athome, 194
Amar's phonewas notreachable, 196
Don't worry go visit them, l havetold hereverything, 198
Putta,.ljust sawa girl,, 200
she looked asgood as a shining car in a showroom, mygirl hasto be someone like her. 202
Oncethe newcar is out, itwill getcoveredwith dust. 204
You _rstattend myexam, 206
Why don't l marry both ofthem? 208
Forwhatjoy? 210
Theonewho ridesa horse isawarrior, Buttheonewho ridesa carriage pulled bytwo isan Emperor, 212
When you can't sustain awhack with a stick,you wanttwo? 214
No, lookifl marry one, l will fightwith her, 216
But ifl marry them both, they both will _ghtover me, 218
Atleastl will besafe, 220
Brother,,. 222
Ok ok,,Dont put glycerine to eyes.. 224
l will go becomeyour doctor's patient, 226
By chance ifl don'tgetthedoctorthen, i will thinkaboutthatgirl,, 228
Therearetwo typesofpeople in thiscountry, 230
Whatare the types? 232
One ofthis type,., 234
And 236
And of other type.,. 238
You are listening to RadioCity 91.1 F.M, this is Rachna hosting theshow''Aithalakadi Morning'; 240
Actually this weather is very romantic, 242
There is some connection between rain and love, 244
l thinkit rainswhen theearth and clouds getmarried, 246
Actually l am aboutto tell an interesting story. 248
There is a boy on hisway to meeta girl for the _rsttime, 250
Notjustto meet.. 252
Everyone proposes for love, but our boy is going for a marriage proposal.. 254
Where?.,. In Coorg,., 256
l will keep updating on this live, loveand marriage story. 258
This next song goes out to everyone in love, 260
The hospital looks likea palace, 262
Will thedoctor be as pretty asa princess? 264
Lets see,. 266
268
Ahh, Dr. Ithihasini? 270
Almost perfect, Kushal? 272
Perfect, 274
Give mejust 42 seconds, l will be right back. 276
Tell me 278
Start looking for your engagement date, And also fix my wedding date, 280
Did you meet Ithi?You decided so soon, 282
Marriages are made in heaven. 284
Butafter that, a hell ofa life is down here. 286
Okay, tell me ifyou really like her? 288
Hmmm, She is notasfair as me, Butfor my sister l can manage, 290
You lead a colourful life only through these blackand wh'iteeyes,. 292
Butstill, she is fair enough man,. 294
Please come inside, 296
Okay, l will call you later, bye. 298
l havearrived, l havearrived,,. 300
The house is very beautiful, 302
ltwas built by masons, 304
Come, let's go upstairs, 306
Looks like nobody is in here,.. 308
Hmmm,You are rightin frontofmyeyes, and in your eyes l can see myself, 310
So l can see both ofus here. 312
l meantother than us there seems to be nobody here. 314
Nooneat home that'swhy you can'tseeanyone. 316
Where isAmar? 318
NotjustAmar,. mum,dad and even our house maid haveall gonetovisita temple, 320
Everyone? 322
Yes everyone, why? 324
When arethey coming back? 326
Hmmm.,.May be by tomorrowafternoon. 328
Okthen, l will goand stay in a hotel nearby, l will come, onceAmar is back. 330
Are you oriented the other way by any chance? 332
You've been asking onlyaboutAmar, 334
Hey, Nothing like that. 336
You havecometo meet me right? 338
l am here, talkto me 340
f Which colour hair band l wear 342
howtall are my heels, 344
which parlour l visit, You askmeaboutit. 346
l will askyou which bikeyou ride, 348
where doyou fill petrol, 350
how big is yourwallet, 352
andwhich area doyou go to meetgirls, 354
lfwe like each other then let's sitdown and have a cupofco_ee. 356
Or Else, therearea fewdirtycomee cups. Iet'swash them and leave. 358
Butthere is no better placeor time to getto knowme better. 360
Thatis true, but,., 362
Are you lord Hanuman's devotee? 364
Why? 366
Why are you carrying that huge bag, like hecarried a mountain, put itdown.,, 368
lt istrue that l knowKarate, 370
l don'tgiveany guaranteeforyour shirt buttons, But l will giveguaranteetoyour shirt. 372
Please come this way.,. 374
oh, started todrizzle Ietyourwords starttoo,,. 376
My name is Kushal, myfriendscall me Kush. 378
l havestudied up to 2nd year B.S.C with a ''conditions applied'' staron its side, 380
l have enjoyed egg riceon the roadside also and l have rejected bad tasting Biryani in 5 star hotel too. 382
l believethatthere issome happiness in people hanging outon a bus 384
And there issomesadness in people_ying in a plane, 386
Then.,,My sister and your brother work in the same company, 388
They both are in loveand wantto marryeach other. 390
Meanwhile, you have to get married and l need someonetospend my lifewith. 392
So, My sister istrying to'Match thefollowing'between us, 394
All that is_ne, howcomeyou areare here to meet me all ofa sudden. 396
No l was hereto shoota JewellaryAd film, near Keerahole river, 398
butin between My sistercaught hold ofme and linked here, 400
Which actors had comefortheshoot? l havealwayswanted to seea shooting, 402
Even l would have come,. 404
This is notlikea movie shooting,. 406
therewill be no heros here,. 408
Whatwas the concept? It's too complex, you won't understand, 410
Make this asa testforyourself, explain itto me in a way that l can understand, 412
Hmm Ok,., Imagine,. 414
Hmmuu,, 416
There isa beautiful river, 418
lmagine l am thewoodcutter and you are theGoddess. 420
As l am hammering , thecamerazooms in.,. 422
Shit!What the beep.,, 424
Oh no, l don't know howto swim, my kids arewaiting forfood back home, 426
GoddessGangawhatdo l do now? 428
Oh my God !!! 430
Wooow!!! 432
My child.,Don'tworry, here is your axe, 434
Oh no, this isofgold, its not mine. 436
Take thisone, 438
aaeh..,No, no, no,this issilver l say, minewas a basic model, this is notmine, 440
Then takethisone,. 442
Yes, this is mine. 444
Well done my child, in appreciation ofyour honesty l giveyou thisgolden axeasa gift.Take it, 446
Oh,why don'tyou give me Suvin Jewellersgold instead.,. 448
Whatis so greataboutSuvinJewellersgold? 450
lt has hallmark, purity, betterdesigns, pricetag, 452
And itsTrust worthy, what yourjewells have? 454
So all the gold that l amwearing? 456
Good for nothing. 458
Howwas it? 460
ltwas alright,,. Actually that concept 462
Co_ee or tea? Ah! 464
466
Aah Co_ee. 468
Strong or weak? 470
Strong, 472
Whatdo mean by strong? 474
Strong means, one cup ofmilk, onespoon _lter comee, littlesugar, 476
You know itsowell, the kitchen is rightthere, makea cup for me too, 478
l need towater the emporium plants please. 480
You water plants in this rainy season too? 482
Why?After having kids do you stop..,living together,.. 484
You arefeeding the kids gripe water, 486
Looks like you haveadded co_ee powder to kheer, 488
Even though the pipe is so small, the medicinegetssprayedwith lotofforce, right? 490
l meant it isgood for the plants, 492
Just hold this. Sure. 494
Very sweet.,. Thankyou, thankyou. 496
No l meant theco_ee isvery sweet, 498
lts ok,.nowtell me whatdo you knowaboutme? 500
Your name is Ithihasni, nice name, 502
You looknot so bad and you arean Ayurvedic Doctor, 504
Kind hearted, my lifewill be beautiful, that isall l want. 506
Dumbo, always remember, the best scenes ofthe movie make the trailer 508
Butthestorywill beentirely di_erent, you need to watch theentire movie to decide, 510
Why are you wearing this ring likea pendant? 512
Does it lookgood? Ha..,Ya itsSuper, 514
Thanks, actually mygrand-dad gave methis ring when l was young, he passed away soon after,,. 516
Super,.,l meantthe gift he gave you is super, You continue. 518
Hmmm,Afterthat my dad wanted to melt it and makea newjewellery, 520
butl lovethis a lot, which isway l amwearing it like this. 522
Very good.,Very good 524
Can l askyou a question? 526
l will attempteven ifl am not prepared for the exam,.Ask me brother., 528
Huh! Hit my rightcheektill your leftside sandals breakom, butpleasedon't use such words., 530
l havecome hereto marryyou,. dontcall meas brother,,. 532
You can'tclimbevery mountain you see, okaysorry, 534
whatwasthequestion you wanted to ask. 536
l feel little embarrassed, 538
Who isthatgirl with Amar in that photo,.? 540
Already doubts have started to crop up? 542
The photo thatis supposed to have my sister with Amar has someother girl in it? 544
She isourcousin, they share a divine brother-sister relationship, 546
Next question please, No l dint mean that.,. 548
Can l askyou one? 550
Ask meten butgive me theoption to answeranyfive, 552
Asan elder brother you have to safeguard yoursister's interests, 554
But here itseems you aredoing resort politics for amara rachana'sjointgovernment.. 556
Whenever l failed in exams when l could notfind ajob; 558
or when my ex-girlfriend's mobile was not reachable, 560
My sisterwas the onewhowould rightclick and my refresh my life, 562
Hmmm, When your ex-girlfriend's phone was not reachable,.? hmmm, 564
Youwere sad thatl dint join you to makeco_ee, right? 566
Come now let's wash the cups together. 568
You should providesupportwhen batsman is on the pitch notwhen he is backtothe pavilion, 570
l thought itwas boring but now i gota twist.,. 572
Whowas thatgirl? Did shedump you? 574
Hmmm, Shedumped my heart and walked all over it, 576
Let's not talkabout her now, she is already married.., 578
lt is notoutofjealousy l am asking about her,. 580
ltsvery boring now, So l thought thisstorywould be interesting enough., 582
lfl get to knowyour_ashback, 584
l could know howyou treated girls andwhatwas missing between you both,. 586
So ifwedecide to take thisfurther we can learn from each other's mistakes, 588
No, l don'twanttothinkabout her, Iet's nottalkaboutit, 590
Atleast tell me when was the last time you met her, 592
Lasttime l metherwas.,, 594
when shecameoneevening to invite me for her reception on thesame night,., 596
l never met heragain. 598
Huh!when Inviting for recption. that too from a girl to her lover., 600
Thiswill bevery interesting, pleasetell me in detail, 602
Haven't l told you itis impossible, l dontwantto thinkabouther.. 604
you arestuckatthesame line likea clockwithout thecell, 606
Don'tthinkabout her, think aboutsomeone else in her place. 608
Aah.,. 610
Thinkaboutfilm star Ramya. 612
She is too busy even to come into your imagination, 614
Lookatme, look into myeyes 616
thinkabout me in her place and tell methestory, 618
Shewas likean electric spark, 620
Straight hairand alwaysworea bindi, 622
She used toalways askquestions. 624
ltwas raining lightlythatday both outsideand inside ofmy heart,. 626
My girl isgetting married tomorrow Iet her life be _lledwithjoy. 628
Entry into a temple always has a long queue, 630
Special entrywith a short queuewhen you pay Rs50, 632
Directentry inside, ifyou pay500, 634
And ifyou pay50,OOO theywill bring the lord toyour doorstepand perform the pooja. 636
Buteven ifwegiveour life, girlswill always make uswaitfor them, 638
Howlong have you been waiting? 640
Just3 hours. 642
lt'sokay it is good to spend time in a temple, 644
When wewaitfora person itdoes not mean thatwe don't haveanything to do, 646
ltjust means that person is more importantthan everything else, 648
Did you knowthe news? 650
From the Known sources l heard about your wedding. 652
Howdo l look? 654
Ha Ha.. Even a donkey Iooksgreatatthisage. 656
sweet hascome straightfrom the beauty parlour, 658
lnstead ofgoing for photos you havecome hereto show sympathy. 660
Glowing face, handswith mehandi, 662
When you smile itfeels like nails being hammered into my heart, 664
Areyou angry? 666
Yes,am angry butnotagainstyou. 668
Areyou not coming to mywedding? 670
You haven'tinvited me, 672
Should l invite you foryourown girl'swedding? 674
Theshoethatyou own, you always leave them outside, 676
ltwalks with you everywhere and stays with you the whole day, 678
Butit has no entry into your house oryour heart, 680
You are mygirl only when it's about my love, 682
Notwhen it comes to yourwedding or relationship,.? Hhhmu,. 684
Ha Ha,Great idea to save pen ink, 686
''Your name in etched in our heart, awarm welcometo you and yourfamily;' 688
Scratch out''etched in our heart'; 690
lfnot,every time l see thiscard, Itwill feel like syringing my heart. 692
Kush, pleasedon'tdrink in depression,and growbeard, 694
Ha Ha, Don'tsowsuch ideas in my head, 696
All you girls liketo see yourex-boyfriend roam around in depression,with unshaven beard 698
So you can tell your friends aboutthe Devdas in your lives, 700
Please no.., 702
Never say no and throw yourguy outofyour heart, bedroom and temple., 704
Because when they go, you will end up feeling sad, 706
lfso, l will leave.,, 708
Neveragain knockat thedoors ofmy heart, 710
As l bid farewell toyou, l requestyou notto leave meand go, 712
l will burn all our memories butplease do notforgetme!, 714
My heart has rusted out, please replace itwith your's 716
l will keep your namefor thegraveofmy dead love 718
give your concent 720
You must come to the hall early at4pm, 722
Why? Haven't you hired anyone to clean up the place? 724
Felt likedropsof holywater being poured into mouth atdeathbed, 726
Mayyou prosper in life, 728
Goddess Lakshmi for wealth, Sarawathi for knowledge, but there's no one for love, 730
l always thoughtshewould be mywife in this life, But, 732
ln this dry season, she has _lled mewith tears 734
Broke my heart into a million pieces, using her loveasa weapon, 736
Huh! Myfavorite movie isonT.Vcome let'swatch, 738
Your's Lovingly.,.. 740
Super in the marketin the majestic, Stepon the rail, reach thejail, 742
Areyou all _ne.,? 744
l am completely lostafter falling into this muddy pitcalled love, 746
Girls are like lotus_ower blooming outofthe muddywater, 748
And boysare like rootsofthe_ower., 750
The roots godeep inside mud and hold it tight.,, 752
Andjust like, itsupplyall the food andwaterfor the _ower to bloom.,. 754
We boys are always ready to sacrifice heart,eyes and even ourselvesforgirls.Yes,. 756
Butyou girls,. 758
smileateveryone passing byon the road do notcare for the rootsatall. 760
You get married and settle in life according to the ownerofthegarden, thatsyour parents,. 762
But the rootsdeep inside mud have no idea ofwhat is happening in theoutsideworld, ha ha ha,, 764
ln thesameway Nobody can understand a girl,. 766
Butwe, the boys die in the mud and becomefood for another _ower. 768
The memoriesthat_ood my mind when l sitwithwhiskey in my hand, kill my heart. 770
Like the good friend called cigarette comes hand in hand with an enemy called Cancer. 772
One_ne day, weget run out,., 774
A procession riding on four shoulders, 776
With women in front shedding crocodile tears, and men at back showering praises after death, 778
Ha ha ha ha,. 780
By chance ifwe survive. 782
Lifewill be like the lastbatsman waiting for batting after loosing 10wickets. 784
Sirsirsir,,watch out. Takeomyour hand, l am steady, 786
You should alwayswalkforward in life. Sirsir sir, you aredrunk, 788
Shhh..,yesyou are right Butyou are notdrunk, 790
The earth looks like it is spinning like a top, Come, let's sitdown here. 792
Here? Come my child sit down here. 794
What happened sir, Iove failure? 796
ldiot,,.my love is success,, l just could not get my girl,. 798
Sir,You looklike you havedone Ph,D in love, Tell me howdoesoneget into love. 800
heyyy.,You don't get into love, it just happens., 802
Sir, Howdo l know when l am in love? 804
You lookto be in a hurry to fall in love. Yes sir. 806
Very good, letmegive you some tips, listen to mecarefully. 808
Sir.., 810
Number 1:When you seethatgirl all you want isto getlostin hereyes 812
Number 2: Every step you take with her makes your bond stronger. 814
Number 3: Her touch gives heavenly feeling 816
Number 4:The very second our heart knows that she is the girl, 818
A beautiful song takes birth in our heart, 820
Supersir, super, 822
Are you listening.,? 824
Areyou listening to me? Yes sir, l am. 826
Come here let's sitdown and continue. Here, in thiswater? 828
This is notjustwater, this is my love 830
''When you seethatgirl all you want isto getlostin hereyes.'' 832
Power cut. 834
ln today'sworld there is a guidewith tips to fall in love. 836
Do you haveany such dreams ofyour ideal man? 838
Yes, no matter howmuch l scold, he should quietly listen and acceptit,, 840
Heshould cookfor me, 842
Heshould feel my pain when a thorn pricks me, 844
Etc, etc,, Is it, 846
Have you watched Rajinikanth's Robot movie? Yes 848
l will askthe movie directorShankar, to build a robotforyou, marry that 850
You will never_nd a boywith such qualities, 852
Even without having any such qualities, iwas loving oneguy,. 854
Oh, so you havean old love story too? 856
Avery simple story, do you wanna listen? 858
l don'twantto knowabout thestopsthat have passed, 860
l want thestops thatareahead, 862
Legsstart to achewhen youwalk, mouth gets drywhen you talk, 864
Buttheearsdon'tgettired oflistening, soshut upand listen to me. 866
Therewasthisoneguy l liked him a lot, 868
Probably he might be married by now. 870
l will replaceyou in his place forthisstory, 872
Butyou are nowhereclose to him.. 874
Hewasvery handsome. 876
He rodean old Rajdooth bike, 878
His namewasJarin, hewas my cousin's friend, 880
Spectacles, long hairwith a clip, 882
Ha, he had a beard too, 884
And hewasan awesome sculpture artist. 886
Beyond all this, he had great respectforwomen. 888
His Paintings. Bike riding style, l liked everything about him, 890
l visited the church oneday, 892
But l felt his speech was too heavy. 894
ln thisjourneyoflife, awomen is a symbol ofsacri_ce, 896
We mustalways respect her, 898
Notjustin the Bible in Hindu scripturestoo, there is a line in Sanskrit, 900
Which means,wherethere is respectforwomen, Godsand angles reside there, 902
That means women stands for purity of soul. 904
A man always has an ego, ''l should earn for my kids myfamily:' 906
Butawomen always makes sacri_es forthesuccessofher husband and kids. 908
She leads a lifefreeofarrogance.,. 910
ltfelt likea boaring lecture but itwas quite impressive. 912
Like someonewho desiresto eatalmond, butend upeating groundnuts 914
Hedreamtofsculpting in ice, butfor nowhe builtsand castles, 916
lce iscold, sand is hot, wonder howheart is.,. 918
Hi., 920
922
l heard you drill,, Sorry l mean, talkin the church yesterday,very impressive, 924
Thankyou, l wasjust sharing the little knowledge that l have, 926
This sand sculpture is too good, isthere any meaning in this too? 928
Yes, this depicts that the relationship shared by a mother and child is greaterthan thatoffatherand child,. 930
Howis that? 932
Herea father istying his son's shoe laceafter noticing them, 934
Butwith the mother that is not thecase, 936
A new born is devoid ofwords forat leasttwo yearsof its birth, 938
The mother takes care of everything, she knows exactly what her child needs, 940
she feels thechild's pulse in her heart. 942
You are luckyto be born as a woman, a kind hearted soul. 944
You area Christian right? 946
Christian by religion, human by birth, 948
l am acting, he is overacting. 950
Forget it,You knowthe true beauty ofa woman is,., 952
Stopdrilling my head. 954
You arethinking something? 956
Ah,. l wasthinking, please stop drilling my brain, 958
Hmmm.,,lfi turn around and walkaway wontyou thinkyourselfthis girl looksgreatfrom behind, 960
Sorry, l thinkl have hurtyou. 962
Okay l will leave now, bye. 964
lt's okay. 966
One morning, hewas taking his bike forawalk. 968
970
972
Looks like he is notwell? 974
l have run outof petrol, 976
l have seen you push your bike more than riding it. 978
l tookouta loan when buying this bike, 980
Everything l earn mostly goes into repaying the loan, sometimes l end upwith no moneyfor petrol. 982
Hmmm,You should always buya trouserthat_ts 984
lfyou a buy big onejustcoz it looks good, Itwill slid down oneday and embarrassyou, 986
That's not the case, 988
When you racewith rats and win, you will still be a rat. 990
But,when you racewith tigers and lose, youwill always bea tiger. 992
l had some trusted sources butnoneofthem camethrough.,. 994
Come l will lend you some petrol from my cousin's bike. 996
There is novalue foran empty bottle, a de_ated balloon and a bike running on borrowed petrol, 998
l used to observe him from a distance, 1000
l wanted to bewith him, l wanted to talkto him. 1002
My hand wanted to hold his hand. 1004
Hmmm,You haven't heard me curse yet, 1006
Stop, stop, please, beep, beep, beep 1008
Hopeyour silencerfalls om. 1010
Whatdo l do now. l am already late forcollege, 1012
Hello Hello, stop, stop, thankGod you are here, 1014
Come, drop meo_to Manipal college. 1016
But l am going towards Malpe, 1018
Will your bike say no ifyou turn the handle? 1020
Nothing likethat, shall l drop you to the bus? 1022
Huh! Smarty pants, l lentyou petrol the other day, nowgive me backmy petrol. 1024
No wait, sit l will drop you, 1026
l will hold you tight,will you popawheelie? l don'tknowall that, 1028
You sitbehind and hold me, l will pop a wheelie, 1030
Pollution freevehicle, Ieads to families with happy people. 1032
Honkfor the rightway butblackmail for lifteveryday. 1034
l had decided to share myfeelingsoflovefor him. 1036
But the scenethat unfolded therewas dimerent, 1038
Oh, Ifl ask him what isthis, hewill drill my brain for halfan hour, 1040
Haveyou donated your eyes? 1042
No butl will in future. 1044
Heart? 1046
1048
Yes heart butnotthe entire heart, justa partofitis enough, 1050
Howdo l donateone part? 1052
Let me explain, 1054
He is picking up hisdrill, God save my brain. 1056
Whatis this? Itis Heart. 1058
No itis a symbol for love, for those immature lovers, Wedon't need this. 1060
An actual heart looks like this, 1062
Two atria and moventricles, 1064
Atria and Ventricles. 1066
Yes, thefunction ofthe heartis, 1068
Two parts ofthe heart puri_ blood, 1070
Theother two pump the blood to all parts ofthe body, 1072
Correct, 1074
Love is also divided into four types. 1076
Twostaywithin us and two go outsideofus. 1078
The love thatstayswithin usare our parents, grandparents, and so on. 1080
lt starts within us from our birth, 1082
_ The second one isourfriends our pets,school teachers, 1084
We give birth to this love aswegrowalong. 1086
Whatis the love that leaves us? 1088
Nowthe bird is ready to leave its nest. 1090
There are two type in that too, 1092
Thefirstone is our kids,we don't haveany today buteveryonewill haveone in the future. 1094
Don't you agree. 1096
Dog biscuits may not havedogs butcream biscuits havecream in them. 1098
Which isthesecond type? 1100
Your better half l mean your love!, 1102
l am strong guy but l havea senseofshametoo. 1104
But leaving thataside l am asking you, please let me beyour better half, 1106
Theonewho truly love aretheoneswhoscold the most. 1108
Without asking your opinion, l share with you my feelings with this one line, 1110
l loveyou. 1112
Huh! Hiswords felt likedrops ofrain on a hot summer day. 1114
But l did notlet my happinessshow. 1116
Likea silentcatentering withouta sound, you have planned a lotwithoutgiving mea clue. 1118
You drill a holewithouta drill you playwith colourson a white p'aper, 1120
Build castles in sand, and what not. 1122
Howdo l decide to settlewith you, howwill you takecareofme? 1124
Even the deepest ofoceans have a shallow end, 1126
Thinkabout it, 1128
Okay, come to the beach tomorrow, l will give you an answer. 1130
What time? 1132
l will come before the sun that rose in theeast, sets in thewest. 1134
The thoughtofa guy waiting for you 1136
Exam paper leaking out, 1138
Both givea lotofjoy 1140
Butonecannot share thiswith anyone. 1142
Thatday his handkerchief wiped his tear, 1144
Every time l thinkaboutit, myeyes _ll upwith tears too, 1146
Every one says never trusta manwhocries 1148
Butthatday my trust becamestronger because ofhis tears, 1150
l was not sure ifl was the_rst love ofhis life 1152
But l wanted to bethe Iast in his life, 1154
He isseriously in lovewith you. 1156
The word love itself is too serious, 1158
A known donkey is better than an unknown horse, 1160
You will neverfind a nicerguythan him, 1162
He may be a Christian, a good guy. 1164
You can eatoutand go on a hunger strikeat home, everyonewill agree, 1166
You will geta good friend along with a good husband in him, 1168
Like howyou getthe Sri Lanka mapfreewith the India map. 1170
This notsomething tojokeabout. 1172
No matter howwell we knowthat itwill cure the illness, we are alwaysafraid ofthe injection. 1174
As my heartdancedwith lovefor him, my mind stood silent, 1176
l waited for you yesterday from morning till evening. 1178
l will wait till mydeath, 1180
Wait butalways remember, No governmentvehiclesenter a oneway, 1182
lsthatyourfinal decision? 1184
You haveyourown goals, 1186
Make ice sculptures, go attend the international competition, win awards. 1188
Then a single cough ofyour's make girls stand in queue to holding syrup for you. 1190
Present learners are the future experts. 1192
No matter howtasty powder milk is, a babyalways needsa mother's milkto grow. 1194
After thatday hewent missing for2-3 days. 1196
Whenever we would meet l would irritate him. 1198
Without meeting me hewould irritate me, 1200
l learntthetrue meaning oftheword''Missyou': 1202
My dayswerespentin laughs, lifewas likea river _owing. 1204
Butafter l methim, the silenceofthe ocean and theforceofthe river mixed to give rise to waves oflove in my heart, 1206
My love maintained a good strike rate. 1208
Smiles havefilled up myface, 1210
l like this newfeeling in me, 1212
My dreams havechanged, 1214
Memoriesofa new kind flood my head, 1216
My heartrebelsagainst meand yearnsfor you. 1218
A new_ower blooms in the garden ofmy heart, 1220
Withoutany reason,., l have made thedecision, 1222
l havefallen in love soon. 1224
1226
1228
1230
1232
1234
1236
1238
1240
l decided thatday tosurrender myselfto him but he had decided to sail awayfrom me. 1242
1244
You havea nice glowin yourface today? 1246
l washed itwith soap, 1248
All these days? 1250
l used itbutwith thewrapper still on. 1252
Where were all these days, l could not reach you on your mobile either. 1254
l was in Mumbai, 1256
1258
To get my passportdone, 1260
Forwhat reason,.? 1262
Ha Ha, Every girl accepts a guy's love to becometheir lover, 1264
But you have rejected my love and becomea Godess in my life. 1266
l do not understand? 1268
ln some days l will be watching the stars from another land. 1270
Whatdoes thatmean? 1272
l misunderstood my infatuation as love, 1274
But l have now realized thespelling dimerence in Loveand Life. 1276
You knowmydream ofone sculpting in ice. 1278
l met myfather's friend fewdays back. 1280
He has promised toget mea lecturer post atthe Iceland sculpture institute. 1282
Aah., Ouch,. 1284
Sorry, 1286
Bygoing there l can earn a name, fulfill mygoalsand getsome peaceof mind. 1288
l havegotten bored ofthiscountry, l don'twantto stay hereanymore, 1290
Peopleapologies for stepping on thefoot butdon'teven realizewhen theyarestomping on the heart. 1292
There isa saying 'Agrain should boil till it becomes rice: 1294
Correct, you tried to boil, l could not boil. 1296
Hmmm,When areyou leaving? 1298
There isonesmall problem, 1300
l need one lakh rupees, 1302
l have requested some of my friends, 1304
Assoon as l get the money l will leave. 1306
ln our game oflove, hewas happy abouthis exit, 1308
l was sad about mytime ofentry, 1310
Should l talkto him once? 1312
lf Iwanted him l would have carried him on my shouldersand come, 1314
But he said a fewwords that,., 1316
Lovewasjustattraction. 1318
He is likea pen withouta re_ll now. 1320
Why should boys always sacri_ce, Iet us become a Devdas once too. 1322
1324
1326
Why are you sad? 1328
Nothing, l am not getting the loan anywhere, 1330
Whyworrywhen there isgold athome, pawn thegold and _y happily. 1332
No, l don'twant, 1334
lfyou wanted it, you would not have gotten the money. 1336
Sometimestears are a sign ofhappiness, while smiles are a cover upofsadness, 1338
l will never beable to repay yourgoodwill, 1340
Oh so there is no plan of returning backmy money? 1342
No, atpresentl don't haveanything to giveyou. 1344
l had already decided that l would leavethis bike foryou. 1346
You have to drop me to the airport in this bike. 1348
l dropped the boywho dropped outofmy lifeto the airport. 1350
Sincethen there has been no calls, no letters, no memories. 1352
A fence in its thorn, Snake in itsteeth, Datura in its seeds have poison in them, 1354
But boys have it right in their hearts, 1356
Notall men arethesame,., 1358
Hello, yes l had.,. 1360
Abomb hasgone omin my heart, 1362
l will express my feelings Iaterwith the meanings. 1364
Whatrice item you like to have? 1366
Bisi Bele Bath. 1368
Doyou know howto prepare it? 1370
Ya Actually.,. 1372
l have no idea, l thinkthey usewheat_our in it. 1374
Such a poor kiddo,so innocent,does not even knowhowto open the chocolatewrapper, 1376
Let'swalkto the farm and eatsomething there. 1378
l am nota tribal toeatin a farm, 1380
wewere born likewise,, 1382
Come itwill bea good changeover foryou. 1384
You forgot the umbrella, l should forgetyou instead,., 1386
Wait, 1388
Here hold the umbrella, You will getwet ifit rains, 1390
Big deal, let's getwet ifitrains, 1392
Why doyou have reminder on your phoneforeverything. 1394
My memory istoo powerful, that'swhy. 1396
Your _ashback story was good, 1398
But no matter how much a girl triesto become a Devdasshewill never beableto growa beard, 1400
Looks like we entering someone else's farm. 1402
Every guy looks forward to stamping their pole, 1404
You arethinking so much tojump across someoneelse's pole. 1406
Ha Ha,Jumping, seeing ordoing isall secondary, 1408
But l _rstapply fora license, 1410
And then enter the heart directly. 1412
The rainbow is so colourful.,. 1414
Wow, Lookatthat.,. 1416
Come come, 1418
'' Her touch will feel like heaven '' 1420
There is nothing toeathere. 1422
Wash your hands_rst. 1424
Laterwewill go. 1426
Hey,Where is mychain? 1428
Oh shit,you kept ithere? 1430
l don'tknowget it backnow. 1432
l don't know how to swim, please l don't know howto swim, 1434
l don'tknowhow, butl wantmy ring back. 1436
l had kept itas my grand-dad's memory, 1438
l will kill you, 1440
l am now looking atthe second most beautiful girl in thisworld. 1442
Who is the _rstone? 1444
Yourself, butwhen you smile. 1446
Heee.,!!! smile.,. 1448
My heart has taken a newturn, Nurturing this love starts from this momenton, 1450
''Thevery second your heartknows that this isthegirl, A beautiful song takes birth there, '' 1452
Feelings are bestdescribed when sky changes its colour, 1454
i'm so much immersed in love, which insist my hearttofly 1456
ln thegarden ofmy heart, memories bloom like _owers, 1458
Those cute little words, your beautiful eyes, haunting me every moment. 1460
The melody ofyour smile, hasstrukmy heart likean arrow, 1462
Akind ofnewdisturbance has started in my heart 1464
Howcould you forgetto help meout from thedisturbance ? 1466
Dear., O., Dear,.,You opened thewindowsofmy heart! 1468
Shower mewith your love, without any expectations. 1470
1472
1474
Asetof newexpectations has been _owing around 1476
Bless mewith your loveand take me close, without wasting anytime, 1478
Actas ifyour searching me, by blinking youreyes 1480
Concentrateon the languageoflove without seeing anywords 1482
haunting me every moment., 1484
1486
Hello 1488
Haveyou guysalready decided? exchangedThamboolam already? 1490
l don't knowaboutThamboolam, But my hearthas been exchanged. 1492
Does shefeel thesame? May be. 1494
Wait, l will con_rm with her. 1496
Dr, Ithihasini, she is the samegirl whowas in that photowith Amar, 1498
Hey, where are you? 1500
Amar and Ithihasini areat temple she is not her, 1502
l have mydoubtsafter seeing a doctorcerti_cate here, 1504
Did you tell them anything? 1506
No, l wasconfused so i disconnected the call and called you up immediately. 1508
Don'ttell them anything yet. 1510
l will _nd outwho she really isand give you a call. 1512
Okay, but have you seriously exchanged your heart? 1514
ltis my heart, nota showroom. 1516
Heywhat's up! 1518
This is Pradeep, today's news on Radio City 91 .1 FM is that.. 1520
ThevoiceofRadio City is mute with no noise, 1522
l was listening to that storyyou weresharing on radio, by anychance is ityour brother'sstory? 1524
Yes. 1526
Where is he now, where has the story come to now? 1528
Howis theweather on your end? 1530
Weather was good but it changed just now,., 1532
lt is becauseyou.,. 1534
Wheredid you doyour M,B.B,S? 1536
ln a college. 1538
l meantwhich college? 1540
You askme in which hall arewegetting married, l will giveyou an answer, 1542
Moreover, l don'twantto knowaboutthestops that have passed, l want thestops thatare next, 1544
Feels like i missed a stop somewhere. 1546
Ha ha Okay, tell me howdid you fall in lovewith your ex? 1548
We fell in loveoutof misunderstanding, we broke upafter understanding. 1550
Forget it. Which subject did you specialize in? 1552
l havegotten bored ofstudying the subjectfor so manyyears. 1554
Let's not talkabout it, askmeaboutsomething else. 1556
l told you about myad completely right,,? Nowyou tell mesomething aboutyourself, 1558
Okay, l studied in Bhuvamma Medical College 1560
Bhuvamma Medical college, where does it come? 1562
ltwill comewhereeveryou want, Just listen to me, 1564
Specialized in Apocopology, 1566
Ah! Apo.. 1568
lt isa medical term, a common man will not understand. 1570
Okay, can l see your doctor certificate, l always wanted to see one 1572
l understand thatyou nowknowthe situation, howdid you find out? 1574
l found outwho Ithihasini is. 1576
Why all this drama, 1578
Whoareyou,why did you do all this, thesequestions are pricking my heart now. 1580
Actually, l came hereto givesomething, meanwhileyoursistergavea phone call, 1582
l pretended to be Ithihasini on the phone, 1584
Came to knowyou arecoming hereto meet Ithihasini, 1586
She is little dumb, Shewould agree to any random guy, 1588
So, l made upa prankto testyou. 1590
1592
So i was the laughing stock, Whywereyou here? 1594
l came heretogive a wedding invitation, 1596
Who's wedding? 1598
My parents,who elsewill it be, 1600
lts Mine, 1602
Don't you believe me? 1604
No, 1606
Nandiniweds Harish. 1608
ln both Bhandana and Mungaru Male Movies, the heroine's name is Nandini. 1610
ln both the movies heroends upalone. 1612
My life also has the same fate. 1614
Okay timefor me to leave, 1616
Before leaving lockthe door and dropthe key in the pot. 1618
This is Rachna on RadioCity 91,1 FM hosting''ChowChow Bath'' 1620
Because R,J Nethra is on leavetoday, 1622
Remember the story l was narrating aboutthe boy in Coorg on hiswayto meetthegirl. 1624
Nowhe hasfallen in lovewith thegirl, apparently,she is notthe girl hewas supposed to meet. 1626
Actually,who is this girl, whatwould happen.. l will tell you in detail.,. 1628
ln sometime,., 1630
Hey,duplicate Nandini,wait.,. 1632
Heyduplicate Nandini, 1634
Thedateon the card you showed me has been expired, right? 1636
Anotherdrama to avoid me, 1638
l will tell you something duplicate Nandini, 1640
l don'tneed whoareyou, where you havecomefrom. 1642
But l haveseriously fallen in lovewith you, 1644
lfl ever getmarried itwill beyou, 1646
Hey, you wished to eatcarrot andwhyareyou ending upwith radish now? 1648
Sometimes thejourney 5eem5 memorable than the destination, 1650
Actually l fell in lovewith you, as soon as l sawyou today morning while taking snaps. 1652
You fell in lovewith me the minute you saw me? 1654
Love is blind, ithas no boundaries 1656
lfyou sitdown and think, the person isgood or bad, educated or not, itwill beagain an arranged marriage. 1658
So.,. 1660
So nowyou arethe needleand l am the thread, 1662
Like howthe needle and thread come together, l have decided to spend my entire lifewith you. 1664
Thatis the end for all yourdrama. 1666
Hmmm, Howsureare you thatl will feel thesame. 1668
Ha ha, Ifyou throwa ball againsta wall, won'tthewall return the ball back, 1670
Such a sweetheartyou are, If l loveyou, won'tyou love me in return, 1672
Even a greatcricket player mighthave dropped atleastonecatch in his life, 1674
Whatifl am that drop catch in your life, 1676
Love is likedeath in slowmotion, l have had my shareofexperience, 1678
Thereare manyadvantages offalling in love, Speakeralways sounds right, 1680
Your parentsdon'tneed toworryabout_nding a guy, you already knowwheretheguyfills the petrol and how big hiswalletis. 1682
Also, there is no question ofdowry in a love marriage, 1684
So,will you notaskfor dowry? 1686
Thanksforasking me about my marriage, 1688
Dowry isa cancer thathas spread in our society. Itshould becompletelyeradicated, 1690
Whatifthegirl'sfather insists, 1692
He insistor persist, l will notacceptdowry. 1694
Butfor the sake ofher safety, l will requestfora fewthings. 1696
Whatare thosethings? 1698
lmagine l getmarried to a beautiful girl like you. 1700
Okay, 1702
Thanks, now after ourwedding, 1704
We sing a duet, run around trees in Ooty, for thatcold weatherand yourfather'sdreams ofbecoming a grand father. 1706
lmagine you conceive. 1708
l will notimagine,., butcontinue. 1710
l will bealways travelling on work, 1712
Atthesame time mywife, that's you, may havegofordelivery, 1714
You can'twalkaround the road looking for an auto, 1716
So foryour safety a car with A,Cwill be good. 1718
What else? 1720
Due to ill fateorjealous people, l end up losing myjob, 1722
Weend upon thestreets as l will be bankruptto pay rent, 1724
To avoid any such situations, a60x40 site, 1726
By hookorcrook l will build a house. 1728
l will name the houseafteryou, 1730
But, i will register it in my name. 1732
Then l will beworking hard outside, 1734
You will be alone athome, soan LCDT,Vwould entertain you. 1736
No need of3D features 1738
But l will paythecablefees. 1740
What ifyou diewith an expired insurance policy. 1742
Huh..! 1744
l will askmyfatherto deposit some money in the bank, 1746
Yes, that is a very good idea. 1748
Even herspit is sweet. 1750
All men arethesame, there is noend to yourgreed. 1752
Yeah right!We are the onesasking for reservationseverywhere. 1754
Men act like Devdas fora coupleofdays, you forgeteverything onceyou see another girl, 1756
Nobody smokes a cigarette for the smoke, when we get high on a cigarette like you, smoke is natural, 1758
ln the nameoflove, you men spoil lives, 1760
We fall in loveat_rstsight, and waitfor thewhole life. 1762
You breakup and forget us in a second, though you lovefor the lifetime 1764
You men are theones following usaround likedogs. 1766
Okay, okay, 1768
Let your Pomeranian walk ahead, Our Doberman shall follow it, 1770
Okay, tell me where have we come? 1772
l grow mushrooms here, 1774
Such a big palaceto grow mushrooms? 1776
Though thejackfruit is huge, Isn'tthe pulp insidesmall, 1778
Nowtell meyour _ashbackstoryfrom beginning. 1780
No chance, ladies_rst, you tell mewho areyou _rst. 1782
There is no _rstor lastin a circle, 1784
You tell meyourstory_rst, l will tell you minewhen wewalk back home. 1786
1788
Lets enter my _ashback through this front door, 1790
Statutory warning, Shhh, please close at least one ofyour ears. 1792
Mornings are spent in gym, 1794
Noon playing carrom, 1796
Evening with rum. 1798
Thatis howweend upourday, 1800
Words thatwe make up 1802
Becomeour anthem, 1804
Hum the tune ifyou like it, 1806
Seal your ears ifyou don't, 1808
Girlsaround shining like a star, 1810
Faces _lled with smiles. 1812
When you try going close, 1814
They become not reachable. 1816
Shameless we are, 1818
Cold hearted a little 1820
Sweetand spicy, 1822
Our life isa mixtureofboth. 1824
My heartis simple, 1826
lt isan old model, 1828
To meet newgirls, 1830
There isalways a temple. 1832
We don't know the existance ofGod, but we still visit temples. 1834
Field clear. 1836
1838
We don't knowwhetherwegetajob or not, butwestill attend interviews. 1840
We don't knowwhetherwewill passor fail, butwe still _ll up the answer sheet, 1842
We are here in this templetoday, 1844
Where students expecting to fail have lined up, 1846
bribe God to pass them in exams, 1848
Let usgo and havea little chatwith them, 1850
over to our reporter Kasthuri, 1852
Let us interview the devotees here, 1854
Tell us,whydo you visit temples ? 1856
Toshare my problems and to seeksome solutions. 1858
To minus my sins and to boost myfortunes. 1860
Okay,What are your reasons? 1862
Mangala, Aarathi, Deepa, Pushpa, Archana, Shanti. 1864
What? 1866
Shanti, for peaceofmind. 1868
Any other reasons to visit temples? 1870
What other reason, dude? Prasadam, to eat prasadam, 1872
Dude,Anything from a girl's hand isso tasty 1874
Who gave you that Prasadam? 1876
Some homelygirl over theregave me dude. 1878
Homelygirlsare hard tofind, 1880
But in templeevery girl will bedressed up homely, 1882
Uday,can you hear me? 1884
Hey, 1886
Dude, Hey. 1888
Please excuse us take a short break!. 1890
Tell medude, 1892
Whatdid you prayfor? 1894
l prayed forall three ofus, 1896
Hopeweclear theexam, end upworking in thesame oMce together, 1898
Whataboutyou? 1900
My not pass okay, but he do not pass, 1902
Hybrid ofKannada plus English, your English paperwill burn up in smoke. 1904
Aah., 1906
1908
l asked God to pass my exams, only ifyou all cleartheexamsaswell 1910
Whatifwe all fail? 1912
Don'tworry about them God, just make sure l pass. 1914
1916
Hello, is it? 1918
Heyguys, resultsareout. 1920
We spentthewhole night trying, 1922
But itcameoutearly morning, the results, 1924
Passed in Kannada, 1926
Butjustfail in Maths, 1928
The other subjects? 1930
Completely fail. 1932
Kannada victory.,. 1934
English tragedy,., 1936
Maths complete horror story. 1938
Oh Shit! l failed in English bro, 1940
itis unpossible, 1942
You wanted to pass alone andwished both ofus to fail, 1944
Nowsee God bowled a googly and made the three stumps fall atonce, 1946
We both ofthree membersfailed and proved, 3 dimerentbodies but 1 soul, 1948
Threewheels butsame engine, likean auto rickshaw, 1950
Creditcard had credit, 1952
Debitcard had debit, 1954
Butthe markscard had no marks in it. 1956
The subject is very interesting, 1958
Let's study for another year. 1960
Madam isalso so nice, 1962
Like everyother day l waswalking backfrom theAndalamma park, 1964
lt happened to be loveat halfsightanyways., 1966
The meaning of Ioveat halfsightis, 1968
''Afeeling oflovetaking flightin my heart, with just a glimpse. 1970
She is the guiding lightofmy life, 1972
She is the mother ofmy naughty kids, 1974
She may be a widowor married, 1976
But l wish to live and die in herarms'' 1978
This is not the meaning ofloveat halfsightanyways., 1980
Girl is smokin hot man !! 1982
Somehow l haveto make herfall in lovewith me'' 1984
This is the meaning of Iove athalfsight, 1986
Nota girl who doesn't make meturn around and lookfor her 1988
Nevertroublesagain and again in mydreams, 1990
She doesn't havecurly hairs neither blue eyes, 1992
But l don't know, l fell in lovewith her. 1994
Madam, when l lookat you, 1996
ltfeels likeyou arethe pole and l am the rope. 1998
Look howall the ropesare hugging the pole, 2000
l don't knowwhy, butmy left hand is itching today. 2002
Lookatmy sandal itis alreadytorn a little, 2004
lt is not likeyou are the most beautiful, 2006
l feltlikefalling in love with you when l looked atyou. 2008
You are nota stud anyways, 2010
l don'teven feel like being friend with you when l lookatyou, 2012
Oh, 2014
lt isokay even you don'tfall in love, 2016
Butdo not rejecta friendship, 2018
You can buya pen ifyou loseone, 2020
Butifyou lose a pen cap you will never_nd a newone. 2022
Loafer. 2024
Everygirl looks nicefrom behind, 2026
Butonly a few looks nicefrom front. 2028
There was something wrong with my eyes that day, 2030
She looked like the most beautiful from everyangle. 2032
l had this habitof trying to hit a target, 2034
But l always missed the target. 2036
One_neday, Surey l don't knowwhich tree it is, 2038
Butunder thattree, l realized onething, 2040
lnstead of trying to feed many birds, 2042
Whatifl tried with one bird, 2044
Wont the bird bite thegrain, at leastonce. 2046
l decided toapply this newfound logic, 2048
Sure, l will make friendshipwith her, 2050
HowdiMcultit isto tiea lace, once you weara shoe. 2052
Why are you following me? 2054
Don't you come behind me, Okay. 2056
You don'trespectwomen, don'tyou havea sister? 2058
l do have, 2060
But l don'thavegirlfriends, 2062
My brother is blackbelt in karate, 2064
Your brother isjust 2066
But l always prefer black belt. 2068
Onesecond let mecheck, 2070
Yes black belt. 2072
Boys too have virginity. 2074
Chained dog coming behind, walks awaywhen you free it, 2076
Butyou alwayscome behind me, 2078
But, 2080
My sincerity level is greater than dog's. 2082
l don'tbelieve in all such things. l am not that typeofa girl, 2084
Even l am notthat typeofa guyeither, 2086
Please note. 2088
My phone is notworking from morning, l am fed upwith it,don't irritate me. 2090
ls it, Let me check, give me, 2092
9845.,. 2094
ltsgood, its ringing. 2096
You seem likea nice guy. 2098
Yes, for sure, 2100
2102
Friends. 2104
2106
Remember only friends, 2108
Takedown my phone number, 2110
l alreadycalled up my numberfrom your phone, 2112
Girl after resisted newlyto the area, Won'tshe come to beauty parlour ? 2114
Some bikesdon'tstart with a single kick, 2116
But l don'tgive up thateasily till it starts 2118
When a girl sits on the bike covering her face holding ontoyou, 2120
lt isclearthat she has fallen in love, 2122
Wherearewe? 2124
This is my favourite place, 2126
l come here regardlessofhowl am feeling. 2128
Haveyou everfallen in love? 2130
Therewere a fewwho knocked on thedoorofmy heart, 2132
Butnoneofthem dared to open itand enter. 2134
Don't you want to knowabout me? 2136
l don'tthinkabout the balls l have beaten, 2138
l concentrate on the ball l am going toface next. 2140
l haven'thad a crush on anyone yet, 2142
Close your zip. 2144
Ha ha, There is nothing inside,., 2146
Oh shit, 2148
l thoughtyou were talking about my bag zip. 2150
l was talking aboutyour bag zip itself. 2152
ljustdropped her home, she is calling meso soon, 2154
Tell me, 2156
Kush,whatare you doing? 2158
Drinking comee, 2160
Watch the news now, 2162
2164
What's the matter? 2166
Justwatch the news and then come to college, 2168
Attheend ofthewedding lunch, 2170
lfthewaterglass isempty, 2172
lt is quite obviousthat itiswaiting for buttermilk. 2174
We stood wearing the uniform oflove, 2176
But name badgewas with friendshipwritten on it. 2178
Yummy. 2180
This lemon rice isawesome. 2182
l prepared itwith yesterday's rice. 2184
That iswhy itis too good in taste, 2186
You like lemon ricea lot, right? 2188
l like Ginnu a lot, 2190
But l am hungry enough toeatanything now. 2192
Eat nicely, 2194
Did youwatch the news l told you about. 2196
Yes l watched, 2198
But there was nothing interesting in it, 2200
ltwasaboutsome murder.,. 2202
2204
Thatmurderer is not your brother right? 2206
2208
It's notthe murder 2210
The news reporterwore a nice ring 2212
l have always wanted to wear that kind of ring. 2214
2216
l comefrom a family thatvisitsa templeto pray, notto seewhateveryone iswearing, 2218
Moreover, 2220
l have already borrowed money from my sister for exam fees, 2222
l can'taskhere again. 2224
Am l notdemanding you to get it now? 2226
Eatquicklyand emptythe box, l haveto go backhome, 2228
Love is nice, sacri_ce is forever, butfriendship is magically, beautiful, Afriend in need isa friend indeed. 2230
Send meyour account number l will depositthe money. 2232
Thanksdude, l will messageyou rightaway, depositas soon as possible, 2234
The bird isenjoying thegrain nicely, 2236
Aaahaha., 2238
Lookatthat smile on your face, 2240
The onewho once said love is meantonly forfiction,ended up in love marriage. 2242
The Creator of Premaloka ended up in an arrange marri!age. 2244
Wecan'tsaywhat exactly loveand life is, 2246
Shake your thoughts and turn them around, 2248
l knewthe moment you asked mefor a pencil, 2250
You would askme fora eraser soon. 2252
l want to seeyou in saree. 2254
Yes,You will see me in a sareeon mywedding day, 2256
Butwill you be standing next to me? 2258
Orwaiting in theguestqueue? 2260
Lets see, 2262
To havea child after marriage, one hastowaitfor nine months 2264
2266
Afewsecondsareenough, forfriendship to turn into love, 2268
l loveyou, one. 2270
l loveyou, too. 2272
Sameas this, 2274
You will always ful_ll all mywishes, afterour marriage right? 2276
Does anyonefeed a _sh even after itgets hooked to the rod. 2278
Congrats dude, 2280
Thanks dude, 2282
What does l love you one, mean? 2284
Ha ha, Itmeans you arethe_rstone in my life. 2286
Shesaid l love you two. 2288
Don't mind, 2290
Howisyour love story going on? 2292
Statutory warning, please close one of your ears, 2294
Hihihi,. 2296
Feeling socold outhere, right? 2298
Will u leave your hand? 2300
l said,will you leaveyour hand which is holding mine, 2302
2304
What happened? 2306
Nothing, 2308
For a second, i felt like the doors ofheavenwere opening. 2310
What happened, you look turned o_withoutremote. 2312
Then what, 2314
You askmeto leave the hand, Which l am supposed to hold itfor lifetime. 2316
Nothing like that, 2318
My favoriteT,Vshow is on, l have to go now 2320
From onwards l will let you hold my hand, 2322
then while leaving i will leave my hands 2324
Yes, yes., 2326
We need 5 runsfrom 1 ball, l am confidentthatyou can do it. 2328
2330
Lastweek he said thesame and cost us 500 bucks. 2332
Hello, is it., 2334
Okay, l will be there in 2336
Okay bowl. 2338
Actually we needed 5 runs om 6 balls, 2340
When l couldn't score a single run in 5 balls, 2342
Will l score5 runs in 1 ball? 2344
2346
Why did you call me? 2348
l need to buy a hard disk, comewith me. 2350
Sorry, hero hasdate problem, heroine has rate problem. 2352
2354
l havean exam today afternoon, 2356
Wereyou playing cricket, having exam? 2358
Don'twe boys stareatother girls, even afterwe are engaged. 2360
Don't peddlethe cycletoo much, chain getscut. 2362
l wish, 2364
l wanna playcricketwith you, 2366
Why so., 2368
Every guy wishes to play Kabbadi with a girl, 2370
butyou alone.,. 2372
After Spending Days in Love, 2374
There was awaiting a breaking news, 2376
What the, ,.,,.,, 2378
_ne? 2380
Ah, 2382
Fine. 2384
Dude, Did you hear aboutthe big news? 2386
No,. 2388
Shall i tell you? 2390
Tell me, but l am notgoin to listen, 2392
Asuitable alliance has come to meet Kush'sgirl Priya today. 2394
Kasthuri,what is happening there? 2396
Yes Uday, there is a lotof disturbance here, l can't hearanything. 2398
Theretrulywasa lotofdisturbance l could hardly hearanything. 2400
l was not smoking cigarette in tension, 2402
l wasenjoying myfood. 2404
Like a lightning in the sky, 2406
My girl walked into the room. 2408
Why didn'tyou pick up my call? 2410
There was no strength in my hand. 2412
Howdid you know that l was here? 2414
Kasthuri told me. 2416
l need to talkto you. 2418
Why you are sad? 2420
l have run outofgas at home. 2422
2424
There is an extra gascylinder athome, 2426
Looks like there is going to bea big eventcoming soon. 2428
l don'twant love, don'twant a lover either, l will live with the memories.,. 2430
You lookdi_erenttoday. 2432
No matter how experienced you are in the past, 2434
You mustpretend as _rst timer in your_rst night. 2436
lfnotanything you will at leastsavesomeface. 2438
Words that l speak may bevulgar, 2440
Butwhen theycomefrom the heart, they havesome meaning l suppose, 2442
l thinkyou areworried aboutsomething else. 2444
l will leave now, 2446
2448
l am leaving now, 2450
Do you need money fairfor the auto-rikshaw? 2452
Heyyy., 2454
Whydoyou haveto reporteverything to her? 2456
Sorry,. 2458
Shetold methat her parents are thinking ofher marriage athome. 2460
Soshewanted to talk to you seriously about it, 2462
When thetonguegets hurt, it heals. 2464
Butwhen thetongue hurts others in speech, it never heals.,. 2466
l need toapologize her, 2468
Sorry,., 2470
Okay,. 2472
Did thegascylinder getdelivered? 2474
Yes, free delivery, 2476
Sometimes you don't understand my feelings atall. 2478
When thingsaretoo close, you can hardly see, 2480
Butasthey driftaway, you seeeverything clearly, 2482
l was not sure ifl could throwcoloursat her. 2484
Butwithin.,, 2486
We laughed and danced playing with colours, 2488
Our ill fate satin the Innova car Watching us from far, 2490
Whowas that? 2492
My brother. 2494
Huh..,?? 2496
Your brother, the karate black belt brother right? 2498
lt isokay,you have cleared your exams right, 2500
You _nd somejobor theother. 2502
Somehow he might agree,., 2504
Actually, 2506
l havefailed in Maths, 2508
My brother kicks byyou saying, You areas good asonewithoutanything, 2510
Nothing to worry., 2512
My friend isstarting a newcompany, l will bethe managerthere. 2514
When in need, peoplewill help you lighta candle, 2516
But they leave when theyaredone, 2518
And you will have to payfor the candleyourself, 2520
l will takecare ofeverything, 2522
All l could hearon thatfateful day, werethesoundsofbreaking glasses. 2524
Probably theywere all signsofa break up. 2526
Let us run away. 2528
Why run, let's takean auto, 2530
Kush,. 2532
Then what., 2534
Howcan l run awaywith you, Ieaving mysister alone. 2536
Whatdowe do then? 2538
Let'swaitforanother2 years, 2540
No way, 2542
My parents won't agree, 2544
lfthatsthething, 2546
Then let's come together, 2548
And give birth toa new life, 2550
Then your parents will agree,.. 2552
l don'tthink l can live with someone likeyou, 2554
l nurtured a beautiful _ower, with mydreams. 2556
Today l stand with tearfilled eyes, as itsliped awayfrom me. 2558
Get lost.,. 2560
You are notthe only heroine in the cinema. 2562
fora girl ifyou can have such an attitude, l am a guy, you think l don't havesome? 2564
Even a petdog bites when you step on it'stail, 2566
But itrepents later. 2568
l too faced thesame situation, 2570
After ordering by2 co_ee, l alone used to drink them both, 2572
l sat in waitofher phonecall, 2574
Whatthe luck,, 2576
Creditcard, mobileomers, loan o_ers wereall thecalls my phone received, 2578
Therewas no call from her atall, 2580
Thatday l realized howdiMcultit is to livewithoutthe loved one in my life. 2582
Finallysachin scored his 100th century., 2584
Where haveyou been all thesedays? 2586
l will tell you everything later, 2588
Cometo the park in halfan hour, 2590
Halfan hour! 2592
Butwhereare you? 2594
l am atthe Spa getting ready, 2596
l will be there in halfan hour, 2598
2600
Will she reallycome in halfan hour? 2602
Aguy never come on time, 2604
AGirl gets ready late everytime. 2606
Butthesurprise is, 2608
We both were readyand met at the exact time. 2610
Cigarette, alcohol, paan, kaini, gutkha, marijuana, drugs,. 2612
Noneofthem can competewith the high a sightofyourgirl in sareecan give. 2614
You lookvery happy today. 2616
Because l am with kush that iswhy. 2618
Wasthereany talks in your house? 2620
Lets nottalkaboutthat, 2622
Howdo l looktoday? 2624
No matter how much you painta crow, Itwill bea crow, nevera peacock, 2626
2628
A Peacock is always a peacock,, It looks beautiful., 2630
Especiallywith itswings open,., 2632
Okay okay, 2634
Come let's go, 2636
lt is notgood omen to askwherewe are going. 2638
Yes correct. 2640
2642
Without knowing the route ifyou get intoa bus, ittakesyou to unknown places,. 2644
But l was notsurewhereshewould take me, she showed mea wonderful time. 2646
First she treated meto haveGinnu. 2648
Then she played bookcricketwith me. 2650
Finally shetookme to myfavorite bridge. 2652
But bythen my doubts had cropped up, Thatthe next stopofheaven might be hell 2654
Here, l boughtyou a costlygiftfor you. 2656
l can't believe that you aregiving me a gift, 2658
Not bad.. 2660
l don'tseethe ring l gave you. 2662
2664
Shewas always likean electric spark, 2666
But nowshe stood silent. 2668
Just 10 minutes leftfor the end oftheworld. 2670
Why are you silent, 2672
l thoughtyou wanted to talkto me? 2674
l don'tknowhowtotell you, 2676
Therewere no darkclouds in the skythatday, 2678
Buta storm wasgrowing in my heart, 2680
Sawsome lightnings in hereyes,., 2682
l knowexactlywhat has happened. 2684
2686
You don'tworry, 2688
Your parents might have selected a boyforyou in middle, 2690
Thatmust beyourengagement ring, 2692
The sparkleofthe gold tells the story. 2694
Look, 2696
l havetossed out mysim card, 2698
l will nevercall you again. 2700
l will delete my Facebookaccounttoo. 2702
lfl ever, 2704
See you atpolioortheatre queue in thefuture, 2706
l will walkaway and notdisturbyou, 2708
But, ifyou get married and widowed, 2710
Or your husband ditchesyou, 2712
Don't think twice about coming back to me, 2714
But, Ifl am married to someone by then, 2716
Don'teven thinkofme in your dreams, 2718
Because, l don'twanna puta girl through thesame thatyou have put me into. 2720
Take backyour gift, 2722
Costly gift., 2724
lt is likean expired medicine now, 2726
ltwill kill than heal. 2728
But you've always wanted a gift from me. 2730
So this is like a lastwish granted beforethedeath sentence, 2732
You thinkyou'veful_lled all mydreams, mywishes.,. 2734
With one day'sworth ofhappiness, 2736
You aregiving mea lifetimeworth oftearsfree, 2738
Butwhy should l cry, when l still have a future. 2740
But, in thistemporary life, l did have one permanentdream. 2742
Thatwas tospend this lifewith you. 2744
But,,! 2746
While riding bike, 2748
l neverworea helmet when l waswith you, 2750
Because, l was proud toshow myselfwith you to theworld, 2752
l should have understood when you saton my bikecovering yourfacewith a veil. 2754
My lastwordsforyou, 2756
Live happily, no matterwhereyou are, whatyou are, withwhom you are, 2758
l am alreadyan ex boyfriend now, 2760
l can'tsay anything more.,. 2762
Good Bye.., 2764
Why you go bywalk, wait l will dropyou. 2766
You havealreadydropped me now, 2768
From nowonwards l have to startwalking andworking out. 2770
Wantto impress newgirls. 2772
Thatday l felta 500hp motor run in my heart, 2774
But l did notlet tears _owoutofmyeyes. 2776
She stood there with a few tears 2778
Which wereofno use,., 2780
My mind has gone numb, 2782
My heartdrowning down, 2784
This moment nowl can hardly feel, 2786
feeling like listening to theopinion ofmy tears 2788
Lifewason thefastlane, 2790
But in oneway, 2792
Thattoo in an oppositedirection, 2794
l was in thetemple to clear mythoughts, 2796
God appeared from the opposite side. 2798
Good morning,. 2800
Sir, l wasjust thinking aboutyou. 2802
Look,When you open a soda bottle, gas naturally run up, 2804
What happened to your results? 2806
Sir 98O_o., 2808
920/o,.. 2810
Ha ha,., 2812
Look,a lie should be sogood, Thateven thetruth should believe it, 2814
Sir, the mathssubjectyou lectured, hascommitted suicidesir. 2816
Howcan you beso cool aboutlife, Kush? 2818
Howwill you lead your life? 2820
Everything is planned already sir, 2822
l will get married with my parent's money, 2824
And live my life on thedowry money. 2826
Kush asa friend can l giveyou an advice? 2828
Yes sir, 2830
Treat me asa friend, 2832
Okay dude. 2834
Aah.,.! 2836
Thatis the reason sir, 2838
Footwear should always be kept outside 2840
Ha ha ha,.,, 2842
lt isokay,dude, 2844
Look, Itis clearthat you are not interested in studies, 2846
lnserta kama for it, 2848
lnsertKama? 2850
No need, end itwith a fullstop. 2852
Why shouldn'tyou work in anAdvertising company? 2854
l will recommend you, 2856
Take this, 2858
Attend an interview in this company. 2860
You always come up with unique ideas, 2862
You will bequitesuccessful there. 2864
Sir, b,b, butyou havealways hated those same ideas, 2866
Kush,when theschool bell rings in the morning, kidsdrag their feettoschool unhappily, 2868
Butwhen the same rings in theevening they run out happily, 2870
The same way, 2872
With time even our thinking changes, 2874
Sir, 2876
l wastheonewho hityou on your head on thesendomday, 2878
lwastheonewhowrotea fake letter to yourwifeaccusing you ofan illicitamair, 2880
You knowthem too. 2882
After all this, 2884
You still haveconcern on meand my life in your heart 2886
You area trueteacher sir, 2888
l havea bad back pain, 2890
Butstill l will fall to yourfeetfor blessings. 2892
l thoughtan interview would be in an AC room, 2894
But mine is on the roadside shop. 2896
Usually children cry whilejoining to school, 2898
But here teachers are crying, 2900
Am l thathopeless? 2902
Whatto do, l am unable to think ofa conceptfor this product. 2904
Same here, 2906
Hi 2908
Ramesh, Hi. 2910
Hi, Suresh, Huh.,! 2912
Ramesh,., Oh, Suresh,., 2914
Actuallywhat is the problem? 2916
One second. 2918
Shall weaskhim foran idea? 2920
Him,,! 2922
Let's see, 2924
Sometimes it rains in the summertoo. 2926
Howimportanta shoe is for the feet, Helmetis equally importartantfor the head, 2928
Can you come up with an idea fora helmetAd? 2930
Sir.. 2932
Lord Ganesh sir. 2934
Ganesh? 2936
2938
lmagine goddess Parvathi is having a shower, 2940
Ganesha goesout to buy her a shampoo, 2942
Speeding on his Rx-135, 2944
By thattimeGanesha meetswith an accident, 2946
Ganesha loses his head in thataccident, 2948
Paravathi feels sad and cries. 2950
Lord Shiva then makesan entry, 2952
Fixesa rightsideslept elephant head onto Ganesha. 2954
Next time Ganesha's friend, 2956
Whiledoing wheelie in a Pulsar 2958
Even he loses his head, 2960
Ganesha runs to getShiva's help, 2962
After some thought Shiva speaks out 2964
''l can't keep fixing everyone's head, here you go:'and he hands him a thing,., 2966
Guesswhat? 2968
2970
Helmet sir! Helmet,. 2972
Well done, well done. 2974
Wait, sir is busy now. 2976
Hey, He isour boss. 2978
Huh..! Sir, sorrysir.,. 2980
l was involved inwork couldn't noticeyou, 2982
lt isokay,this iswhata conceptis, you both hardlydothis, 2984
l appointyou as the creative head ofthiscompany, 2986
And these two are your assistants, 2988
l wantyou to startfrom today itself, 2990
Mr.Suresh and Ramesh, 2992
Createa story board for my conceptand meetme soon. 2994
Sir, these moarevery lazy, theyworklike rain on a summerday. 2996
Hello Sir,wearecalling from An Ad agency, wewill payyou 30,OOO pleaseworkfor us, 2998
, Hello Sir,workwith us wewill pay40,OOO.,. 3000
Omerswere _owing in, butl had a better idea. 3002
Every movie hasa groupoffriends, 3004
And a Hero in it,., 3006
Attheend, hero becomes successful in life, 3008
Hisgroupoffriends stand by him and give a nicesmile, 3010
But l wasdi_erent, 3012
l opened anAd agency in partnership with all my friends, 3014
Oh Lord, this old age is killing me, 3016
My body is bentwith no strength left in me, 3018
Either give mea quickdeath, 3020
Or give me back my youth, 3022
Ha ha ha ha,.., 3024
Cutit, 3026
2 close, 1 mid, 1 wide, okay,., So this is the story, 3028
Madamjumped so nicely. 3030
Watching her, tickled all my senses, 3032
Dude, Itwill lookgreat ifthe perfume bottlecamespinning into theframe, 3034
We can do that using special e_ects, 3036
Dude, l am unableto thinkofany concept don'tknowwhat to do now? 3038
Whydon'tyou askthe newbie's in thecompany, 3040
Beautythatyou couldn't_nd on Fashion channel, will you _nd them on BBC newschannel?. 3042
Modi_ the youtubevideowhich i sentyou 3044
Steal an idea? 3046
ln local it isstealing, 3048
Call itas inspiration, In style, 3050
The seeds thatwesowwith hardwork, will reap bene_ts in future. 3052
Like the electricity bills comeeach month regularly, lifewas going on smoothly,., 3054
When l was single, lifefelt lonely. 3056
When l waswith her itfeltlike therewas something e!xtra in my life. 3058
Butafter shedumped me, l started to feel like there is nothing leftfor me in life. 3060
No matter how bigger thedoor is, there isa need ofsmall bolt to it. 3062
Me toofelt to have a life partner to share my lifewith. 3064
When such thoughts of wedding crop up, 3066
Our favorite heroine comes to my mind, 3068
Or memories ofourgirl who left me lonely _lls up my mind. 3070
ln order forgetthem all and to startfresh l decided to buya plantand walked into a nursery. 3072
But l ran into the one whose memoriesfill up heart. 3074
As l lookat her, feels like l am falling in love again, 3076
Butyou ended up breaking theonly heartthat l had, 3078
ln everyguy's life there is thatonegirl who is so closeyet sofar, 3080
And in every girl's lifethere is thatoneguy whose memoriescan neverfadeaway, 3082
Firstlovetoa boy, and firstdelivery to a girl, gives both happiness and pain, 3084
lfthechild birth iswith her _rst love thatbringseven morejoy, 3086
She liked it, butdid notadd a comment. 3088
l will giveyou a call. 3090
l will sayyou Bye,.. 3092
Wereyou notcurious to see theguy shewasgetting married to? 3094
There is no need toworryaboutthe charger, after loosing the mobile,. 3096
l did'ntgo because, l would'nt know how to react when the photographer requests mefor a smile., 3098
l was likea burntout bulbafter she left me, but l feel a lotbetter now, 3100
Does itstill sting in your heart? 3102
Yes a little, 3104
do you makeany pro_ts outthis. 3106
l growthem as a hobby notfor pro_ts, 3108
lwish my mum was here, shewould havecooked some mushroom manchurians, 3110
Very tasty, 3112
haveyou doneany cooking course? 3114
3116
mysister alwaysfelt sickwith hotel food, l learntcooking for her. 3118
Let's leave, it looks like it isgoing to rain. 3120
What next after mushroom? 3122
Doyou wantyou see honey bee? 3124
Ho..You harvest honey also? 3126
Yes honey, follow me, 3128
This is Rachna on Radiocity 91,1 FM, at''ChowChowBaath'' 3130
Nethra ison leaveand l am _lling in for her, 3132
Remember the story l was narrating,. 3134
aboutthe guy in Coorg on hiswayto meetthegirl. Nowthatguy iswith theduplicate girl, 3136
Both are together, sharing their past, 3138
Now,Will hefall in lovewith Ithihasini or this duplicategirl, is the big question, 3140
This interesting storywill continue, till then.,. 3142
Snake! 3144
Oh God! 3146
3148
Oh my God! 3150
oh what happened,,!! 3152
God! 3154
l wasso happyall thiswhile, thissnake bite looks to putan end to me, 3156
3158
Don'tworry nothing will happen, 3160
lt is nota snake bite itwasjusta thorn, you wereacting likea hero trying to save my life,., 3162
You have been playing with me since morning, don'tyou have anyfeelings? 3164
l am veryseriousabout her but, she isvery silly,. 3166
Did you _nd outwho she really is? 3168
No, butnowthatl can't reach, itfeels like sour grapes, 3170
l will meetAmar and come backto Bengaluru tomorrow, 3172
Don't worry, sometimes it takes time, once she realizes, everything will be _ne, 3174
l wenta littleover board, he looks hurt, 3176
Kush,wake up l need toapologise toyou, 3178
Please. 3180
You wantto spend your lifewith me, l feel bad looking atyou, 3182
butmy situation iscomplex. 3184
3186
My heartmayfall in lovewith you, 3188
butl will never letthose feelings getto me, l will never loveyou, 3190
No,.i will never loveyou,, 3192
On this clear sky night, 3194
Come into my life likefull moon. 3196
When mydreamsarefilled with your memories, 3198
lt issuch a beautiful feeling, 3200
Lifeless this heart was, 3202
You aretheone itcraves 3204
lt blooms like a _ower now, Anewbeginning. 3206
Erase away the memories That pester my heart, Come into my life, 3208
Fill me upwith newfeelings The feelings that bring beautiful dreams. 3210
Comeand shower mewith these dreams, 3212
3214
3216
3218
3220
Like my shadowyou are my love, 3222
Like the lightyou havedriven away the darkness, 3224
My tearswere unnoticed byall, 3226
Your hand held them,wiped them o_, 3228
There is no lightafter thesunset, 3230
Butyou brighten up my life, 3232
You are my lightthatwipesaway thedark. 3234
3236
The feelings that bring beautiful dreams, 3238
3240
Why did you call me up here? 3242
l havea fewquestion foryou, will you answerthem all? 3244
3246
Haveyou leftany pending since morning, 3248
Will you be myshadethat protects mealways, my rainbowevenwhen there is no rain. 3250
l don'tknowaboutall that, 3252
butl guarantee thatthe girl who iswith me will cryonlywhen she ischopping onions. 3254
l havea fewproblems in life, Isthatokforyou. 3256
My _rstsim card is past itsvalidity, butl am still holding onto it, 3258
Actually, our nameswhen put together, feels likewe are madeforeach other, 3260
Tell meyour name? 3262
Kushal, Kush 3264
Kushi 3266
My name is Kushi, 3268
l am nota doctor But MSc in agriculture, disc!ontinued, 3270
Mushroom, honey bee, l had thought so, 3272
Thereanother issuewhich is beyond your thought. 3274
l am su_ering from aweird disease, Dr.lthihasini is mydoctor who is treating me, 3276
Actually 3278
The neighboring estate is my home. 3280
l was here to pickup my medicine, meanwhileyour sistercalled.. 3282
l thought let me have some harmlessfun with thisguy, butitturned out to be the bestday l ever had, 3284
l like you a lot, l wantto spend my lifewith you, will you hold my hand forever? 3286
You are theone in my life now, what isthatdiseaseyou aresu_ering from? 3288
t is tooweird, l am scared to explain it, l will tell you beforewe sleep. 3290
No tell me right now, 3292
Wow! Power cut. Oh shit! Power cut, 3294
l havealwayswanted to playa game with my loveon such a darknight. 3296
Even our breath was careful, not to blow away the light, 3298
We played an old board game, Butdancing was my heartwith love. 3300
Mom iscalling, 3302
Hello, yes l will stay herefor the night, 3304
No l have notforgotten, Okok,. 3306
DoyouYou wantto talkto doctor, 3308
3310
lthi, my mom ison the phone. 3312
Hello, howareyou aunty? 3314
She reminded me, l am cooking aloo paratha. 3316
3318
Okay aunty, byegood night, 3320
Kush,one second letmecall Ithi also., 3322
Hello Ithi,did you visitthetemple, you didvomiton theway, right, 3324
l tookmy medicines, 3326
you want to talk to mum..? one second.. 3328
Mummy, Ithiwants talkto you, 3330
Hello, howare you? Howwas the temple? So you arecoming backtomorrow, 3332
EverydayshewantsAloo paratha and dal. 3334
3336
Alooand maidha, soaloo paratha isgetting ready. 3338
Will ittakean hour to prepare? 3340
No,45 minutes itwill be ready. 3342
l will tell you about mycondition meanwhile. 3344
You should never run outofgaswhen cooking, 3346
your mobileshould never ring when having a meal, wewill talkafterdinner. 3348
l will talkto her, l will talk, 3350
Hi sister-in-law. 3352
Who is this? 3354
This is your sister-in-law, 3356
Whatis your name? 3358
Whatis there in a name, 3360
Give me the phone. 3362
3364
Where are you? 3366
Areyou both together this late in the night? 3368
Likeall othergirls, your brain is _lledwith suspicions. There is nothing happening here. 3370
Whereareyou,whatareyou doing? 3372
Both ofusarestill here, for now l am preparing aloo parathas. 3374
Aloo paratha? 3376
Did she tell you about her? 3378
She isopening up little by little, l will giveyou all thedetails tomorrowmorning. 3380
Okay,just be careful, should l call up Ithi? 3382
No, please don'tdo that, l will giveyou a call tomorrow, 3384
Okay, good night. 3386
3388
3390
She has fallen asleep. 3392
My heart ison a newpath, l hopeshedecides to spend her lifewith me, 3394
Hello., Hello, 3396
This is Kushal, Rachna's brother. 3398
Hi Kushal, l spoke to yoursister, Shetold everything,where is Kushi? 3400
She is sleeping. 3402
lsshe alright? 3404
She is _ne, is there any problem. 3406
Did she tell you about her disease? 3408
Shejusttold meshe hasan issue, butdid nottell exactly, 3410
She is su_ering from Anterograde Amnesia, 3412
Shecan only remembertheevents ofa singleday, she forgetseverything the nextday. 3414
Threeyears backshewent to drop herfriend to theairport, On herway backhome she metwith an accident., 3416
Henceforth, Everyday is like a newbeginning, 3418
Sheonly remembers fewthings she likesthe most, sheforgetsthe rest,. 3420
ln fact, shedoesn't likewhat she sumersfrom, hence forgotten the diseaseaswell,. 3422
So, everyday morningwe need to remind herofher condition, 3424
She likes me a lot, soshewill remember me, right? 3426
lmpossible, 3428
She needsa lotofdays ofinteraction to remember, 3430
Anyhowgive mea call aftershewakes up, 3432
Wewill reach home byevening. 3434
l will talkto you then., 3436
Kush, 3438
Actually l cant remember a daythat has passed, 3440
But l remember every minute l spentwith you. 3442
Like the _rstdewdrops on green leaves, 3444
l am happy for the _rsttime., 3446
Whatever happens, you will stay with me right? 3448
3450
Kushal,you don'ttry to wake her up. 3452
Shewill beveryconfused. 3454
There isa laptop and some tablets in mycupboard. 3456
Keepthem both by her side, she notices itwhen shewakes up, 3458
By then she comes to know about hercondition. 3460
l will call her mum and askher to give Kushi a call. 3462
You don'tworryaboutanything, 3464
Everything will be okay. 3466
Ya tell me, 3468
l spoketo Ithi, 3470
Shetold meeverything. 3472
Don't worry, 3474
God is deliberately playing such gameswith me. 3476
lthiwill talkto her parentstoday, don'tworry brother. 3478
No dear, 3480
lfshe remembers me, l will spend my lifewith her.. 3482
lfshe doesn't remember me, 3484
l will come backthinking all this wasjust an attraction. 3486
Don'tdo anything drastic, takesometime, don'tworry, 3488
Please, My head is spinning, 3490
Hello brother., 3492
There is nobody here, 3494
Hello, hello brother, 3496
l will call you back. 3498
3500
3502
Who are you? 3504
Why are you crying? 3506
Hello,whyareyou crying? 3508
Nothing. 3510
3512
3514
No nothing, something fell into myeye, 3516
l am Amar.,. 3518
You are notAmar l knowAmar. 3520
No, l am Amar's friend. 3522
l havecome hereto meet him. 3524
l am trying to call Ithi buther phone is notreachable. 3526
Did you take your tablets? 3528
Pleasetell me whyareyou crying, 3530
l have a memory problem l don'trememberanything. 3532
Please tell me whyareyou crying? 3534
Nothing therewas some dust in my eyes. 3536
Amma had called, 3538
Car iswaiting to pick me up, 3540
l need to leave, 3542
3544
Kushal 3546
ltstopped raining. So are thewords too, 3548
My love hascollapsed into pieces, 3550
Broken into pieces, It now reveals all the tears 3552
Thesetearsareall l am leftwith now, 3554
My collection ofdreams have melted away, 3556
The melted heart is dead now, 3558
ln this death howdo l find peace, 3560
A_re rages in my heart, 3562
As the fire fades away, 3564
l see the love thatl nurtured as yielded no fruit, 3566
Feelings, a hand full ofmemories, 3568
areall l haveearned today, 3570
3572
My tears speakofmyfeelings, 3574
So much offeelings she wasfilled with too, 3576
butl have lost hertoday, 3578
3580
3582
3584
My love is dead, 3586
So l have to build a grave, 3588
l will keepa nameto thegrave., 3590
''Justa simple lovestory'' 3592
l metyou at Ithi's house today morning, right? 3594
3596
l am going towardsthecity, come l will drop you. 3598
No need, 3600
l will walk, it'sokay, 3602
Do onething carry me and thescooterwith you, 3604
At leastthatwill savesome petrol, 3606
You are Ithi'sfriend right, 3608
You could havestayed till theevening and meteveryone, 3610
No l havesome urgentwork, 3612
What, you havetogo back toyourwife and kids? 3614
l am not married yet. 3616
Girlfriends? 3618
3620
The _rstonewas for yourex-girlfriend, 3622
Second onewas from me, 3624
l am notcutting onions here, 3626
But, l am crying. 3628
You promised tostaywith meforever, nowyou arewalking awayafterjustoneday? 3630
So you remember me? 3632
3634
3636
When l sawyou crying this morning, 3638
l feltconfused in my heart, 3640
l felt like l knewyou, 3642
l felt like i have spoken to you, 3644
l felt likeyou were someonecloseto me. 3646
l called up Ithi after l reached home, 3648
3650
Daily,where l would be,.?withwhom l used to communicate,,? To getto knowsuch things,. 3652
lthi has given me a spycamera, 3654
Through that spycamera l relive my past, 3656
Few things l remember, few l don't, 3658
Sameway, 3660
l watched every minute l had spent with you, 3662
Come inside, 3664
l will call you later, bye, 3666
Strong in the sense,onecupofmilk, onespoon _lter comee, little sugar, 3668
You know itsowell, the kitchen is rightthere, make mea cuptoo. 3670
Lookat me, Iook into my eyes, 3672
3674
Place me in her place, and tell me yourstory, 3676
3678
lfi evergetmarried, itwill beonlywith you, 3680
You have been playing with me since morning, 3682
Don'tyou have anyfeelings, 3684
l guaranteethatthegirl who iswith me will cry onlywhen she iscutting onions. 3686
My lifewill now only revolvearound you. 3688
Your lovely talks, 3690
Your story, 3692
My silliness, 3694
Afterwatching all the moments spentwith you, 3696
l realized the reason fortheconfusion in my heart. 3698
l havedecided thatyou are the medicinefor all my issues. 3700
lt's okay even if l forget everything, 3702
ljustwant to rememberyou, 3704
l called up Ithi, 3706
Spoke to your sister too, 3708
Nowl am standing here with you in the rain. 3710
You will always staywith me, right? 3712
l will staywith you forwhole life, 3714
l will never leaveyou, 3716
Even in the hospital delivery room? 3718
Ha ha ha ha,..,. 3720
Come, 3722
Shall l ride the scooter? 3724
You like riding other's scooter right? 3726
Anywaysscooterwill be minefrom nowon right? 3728
3730
l have heard you keep telling poems to yourself. 3732
l will sing a poem, 3734
You arethe inspiration for it, 3736
l will writea story too, 3738
3740
''A simple love story'' 3742
You are listening to RadioCity 91,1 F.M, 3744
This is Rachna hosting theshow''Aithalakadi Morning'; 3746
The clouds have cleared and the sun in out in Bengaluru. 3748
l shall nowcomplete the story thatwas pending from yesterday. 3750
The boy's name is Kush, 3752
lthihasini isthegirl hewas supposed to meet, 3754
But, Kushi wasthe girl he met in her place. 3756
NowKushi resides in Kush's heart, 3758
And both are very happy together, 3760
So the reason behind my happiness isthat, 3762
Kush is my elder brother, 3764
Atthis happy moment, l am dedicating a simplesong forthissimple lovestory. 3766
3768